Important Stuff.

Hi. im LEAVING!
*chav english* im well excited yo!

Anyway yeah, while im gone, don't burn anything down. eat healthy food. watch healthy tv. be healthy people. THINK GEEK! Go crazy!

Be inspired, read the word, let your hearts be opened. Eat spinach.

Sleep well, work well, be pregnant well (phan (though she never reads this).), smell well, walk well...

Don't let pigeons poop on your head.

When you're drinking starbucks frappe's, remember to save me some.

Dance when funky music comes on, shout "TUNE!" when songs you like come on...because thats what the cool kids do. :P (chrissy!)

If a voice comes into your head and tells you to do something really dumb, if it harms others, don't do it, if its just really funny and will just make you look a bit silly, do it and film it so i can see it when i get back. :)
If you're just hearing voices, seek medical attention.

If you're going to buy something from argos, buy two, the first one will probably break...better yet...go to Ikea.

If your shoes get really wet (because things like that happen in britain) pack them with newspaper, and replace the newspaper when it gets soggy...your shoes will be dry in no time.

oh and if you see bushra, tell her she smells...like an egg.